2026-10-06 23:37 UTC
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@faraiwe@mstdn.social 2026-10-06 23:41
@stux@mstdn.social anomalocaris existed. Weird is how life rolls. We are hairless bipedal apes, who move by climbing into boxes made of once molten metal, and obtain things by showing little plastic rectangles to each other.
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@ghouston@mamot.fr 2026-10-07 04:29
@stux@mstdn.social they remind me of handfish, but they aren't closely related. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handfish
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@Blindy@convo.casa 2026-10-07 01:14
@stux@mstdn.social I think you simply forgot why we voted for him in the first place. Don't forget, he said there wouldn't be any wars, but look where we are now.
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@em_and_future_cats@mastodon.social 2026-10-07 01:02
@stux@mstdn.social im sorry but it is Ai. And unfortunately I found so many videos that were Ai about this fish. However here’s a link to a video made by a gal who is not Ai so people can see what this creature actually looks like 😹 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzpd-U3POxI
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@stevenray@sfba.social 2026-10-07 04:34
@stux@mstdn.social least you could have done was to give it a pair of Air Jordans.
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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party 2026-10-07 07:10
@stux@mstdn.social How can this NOT be named the Hieronymus Bosch fish?
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@JSAMcFarlane@mastodon.ie 2026-10-07 08:40
@stux@mstdn.social I think we know what to call its poop
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@fname@kamloops.social 2026-10-07 00:56
@stux@mstdn.social Is this who we have to blame for emerging from the sea 2.6 billion years ago?!
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@HamonWry@mastodon.world 2026-10-07 01:55
@stux@mstdn.social The humble beginnings of my aunts Barbara and Helen
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@ToonLink@fandom.ink 2026-10-07 09:09
@stux@mstdn.social I think the footage itself is AI (there is a TON of AI footage surrounding these little guys, what the heck??) just because the critter in the video doesn't look like a batfish, but more like a mix of different bottom-dwelling aquarium fish. The actual batfish look a bit like frogs with fat, round tails, like other angler fish. But the critter is definitely legit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzpd-U3POxI
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@T48_@mastodon.social 2026-10-07 04:05
@stux@mstdn.social Taylor swift looking for more victims 👀
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@CStamp@mastodon.social 2026-10-07 02:22
@stux@mstdn.social OMG, what a freaking, amazing planet we have. "The red-lipped batfish is mainly known for its bright red lips. Batfish are not good swimmers; they use their highly adapted pectoral, pelvic and anal fins to "walk" on the ocean floor." --wiki
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@ScriptFanix@maly.io 2026-10-06 23:48
@stux@mstdn.social "Batfish are not good swimmers; they use their highly adapted pectoral, pelvic and anal fins to "walk" on the ocean floor." -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-lipped_batfish OK, that IS weird and fascinating...
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@RiaResists@mastodon.social 2026-10-07 03:47
@stux@mstdn.social Funny, I don’t remember dropping LSD…. 😂 How cool is this guy? The oceans are SO COOL!! I love these surprises ❤️ He belongs in Monty Python!
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@Infoseepage@mastodon.social 2026-10-06 23:53
@stux@mstdn.social Reminds me a bit of Gurnards, which I've seen walking across the bottoms of bays in Hawaii using specialized fins. They search through the sediment for prey and then spread "wings" to trap them.
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@garyseven@mastodon.social 2026-10-07 00:04
@stux@mstdn.social If it could also hold a cigarette, it would be my Aunt Doris.
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@paperposts@masto.paperposts.me 2026-10-06 23:43
@stux@mstdn.social A fish with the power of the bat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7AcGXNQqlI
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@m3t00@mstdn.plus 2026-10-06 23:47
@stux@mstdn.social wild. looks like a relative.
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@wifwolf@packmates.org 2026-10-07 00:25
@stux@mstdn.social DON'T DO IT! FOR FUCKS SAKE BUDDY STAY IN THE WATER! THE TREES WERE A MISTAKE!!
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@michaelgemar@cosocial.ca 2026-10-07 01:09
@stux@mstdn.social Oh, come on! That’s out of a Tex Avery cartoon.
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@kc@social.coop 2026-10-07 15:54
@stux@mstdn.social "(No, it’s not AI. Triple checked)" Sometimes even AI can't out do the insanity of nature itself