2026-09-30 19:35 UTC
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@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2026-09-30 21:14
I need a legit survey of women who haven’t thought about this at least once. I’m convinced it’s half the appeal of oral sex. “I could be your last with a chomp and a twist, but you’re too horny to care”.
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@TipRing@lemmy.world 2026-09-30 20:03
I had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation: Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she’s amazing! The best thing that’s ever happened to me! Me: Dude, the last two girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail. Friend: No it’s different this time, she’s cool! She’s a gamer, we like the same music, she’s super chill. Me: Ok dude, I’m happy for you. Two weeks later Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down. Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend. But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.