2026-10-07 14:36 UTC
Replies (6)
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@Nidandelsa@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-07 14:51
I’d watch the shit out of this.
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@Piege@lemmy.world 2026-10-07 15:47
I think I found my mid life crisis arc.
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@saltesc@lemmy.world 2026-10-07 16:03
I’d tell them it was donated to the most absolutely hard done by population on the planet and show them how many lives they saved, disabilities they cured, mouths they fed, and schools they filled. Then watch how they’ll handle all the cameras on them filming, knowing what they do next will go out to everyone they know and a few million more. “Isn’t that great?!” “…y-yeah.”
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@magnetosphere@fedia.io 2026-10-07 15:25
My “favorites” are the complete morons who are moving to Hurricane Alley and insist on buying beachfront property.
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@dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 2026-10-07 18:32
I’ll start a competing show where I pull genealogy and restore the house to what the couple’s ancestors would have lived in (it’s always a variation of a hit with a thatched roof.)
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@VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-08 00:22
“On this episode of Pimp My Property Line… a Exxon Mobil retiree couple wants us to rebuild their 50 yr. old private cabin in Nuvuk, Alaska. It sits on 700 hectares of virgin headland and untapped prospects. Watch as we handover a basket of picked blackberries and the keys and open the door to nirvana. Nirvana, a local, really loves blackberries!!”