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@RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com

2026-09-30 22:08 UTC

They're really gonna put The Onion out of work

Replies (18)

  • @Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today 2026-10-01 03:10

    I think we need to apply Kegsbreath’s same energy to removing the cockroaches from our neighborhoods and cities. Conservatives can live in the fucking woods. They should be denied access to absolutely anything a normal society has to offer. Conservatives hate science, distrust doctors, burn books, loathe education, and want to genocide anyone who isn’t as evil and stupid as they are. We don’t need them crowding our stores, infesting our hospitals, polluting our water and stealing our air. They need to be completely excluded from normal civilization. Permanently. It is deeply immoral to keep any conservative as a family member or friend. Never employ them and absolutely never leave one alone with a child. A conservative is pure evil and can never be trusted. Never.

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  • @uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-01 03:15

    Didn’t Iran just kick his warrior ass? Do we not have to personally and sincerely apologize to the entire world because we elected these bozos, and let them trash the global economy? I want my woke military back. I want my DEI federal government back. (Actually I want them to be way more woke and DEI than they were.)

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  • @mercano@lemmy.world 2026-10-01 02:56

    I’m sure the recruitment numbers are doing great with that kind of leadership.

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  • @Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 2026-09-30 22:25

    The fuck is a beardo?

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  • Brilliant. Make get shot at for protecting the interest of demented pedo billionaires even less attractive as an occupational option. Superb recruiting Pete!

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  • @nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-01 05:12

    Authoritarianism is an admission of abject weakness. White supremacists are the weakest and most brittle snowflakes.

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  • @nullspace@lemmy.world 2026-10-01 05:21

    Beardos?

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  • @Evotech@lemmy.world 2026-10-01 05:37

    Man is showing his kinks

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  • @Treczoks@lemmy.world 2026-10-01 06:08

    Warriors like Hegseth?

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  • @Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2026-10-01 07:02

    testorone filled warriors, includes “inspections”

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  • What a great idea Pete. It’s a good job that no future war will ever involve computers, electronics or creative problem solving. /s

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  • @Fontasia@feddit.nl 2026-10-01 07:21

    Bro got his entire education of Vietnam from 80’s B movies and didn’t even watch First Blood

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  • @Dvixen@lemmy.world 2026-10-01 07:24

    Missed ‘no simps’ but I guess that was on purpose.

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  • @Padit@feddit.org 2026-10-01 07:40

    What is a beardo? A man with a beard? I thought they wanted the tough manly guys? Hä?

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  • @late_pessimistic@slrpnk.net 2026-10-01 08:16

    Okay “no longer the weak department”, how is Iran thingy going for ya

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  • @irish_link@lemmy.world 2026-10-02 01:08

    Anyone seen the video of this douche bag trying to do a workout with the army. By workout, I mean essentially calisthenics. The guy looks like an absolute moron with the side steps.

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  • @answersplease77@lemmy.world 2026-10-02 04:50

    He is the fucking radical! Look at his tattoos! Racist supramacist radical POS

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  • @gigaqps@lemmy.world 2026-10-01 21:32

    Video here: youtu.be/3JY3j11tl4s?t=33 I timestamped it at the end where he does a surprisingly good Trump impression

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