I would pay a monthly subscription to block any and all mention, discussion, and influence of a certain two letters everywhere in my life. Is there anywhere I could go for a whole week where i wouldn't be exposed to those two letters? Like, I don't want to hear about it, but I also don't want to think about it in any way. That'd basically mean no news at all, but also somehow people who are conscientious enough to not fucking talk about it.