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  The butler did it? Him being a chauffeur was just a red herring. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat

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  "The Police did a good job. They said there was definitely no gaping holes in any of the windows, and thus we could be confident there is no psychopathic misogynistic killer putting rabid bats through our transoms." #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat

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  "Who was killed in a forest fire. The fire was carrying a hunting rifle that went off by mistake." #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat

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  Character trait is "so gossipy she gossips about wild life". #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat

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  Jessica Fletcher's first brush with real life crime. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat

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  So is Adam West going to be in this? #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat

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  "I think maybe the snow-witch was just imaginary!" "But she was wearing real off-the-rack clothing... She had to be a real person." "Do you want to fill out all the paperwork accusing the entire town of manslaughter?" "Spirit of the mountain it is." #Ultraman #Monsterdon

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  The attack-run POV shots really do add a ton of production value to this, don't they? #Ultraman #Monsterdon

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  "Arashi, I don't feel right about this case. ... Should we just napalm the whole resort to be sure?" #Ultraman #Monsterdon

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  Hokkaido Graffiti. Yet more Japanese media George Lucas shamelessly appropriated. #Ultraman #Monsterdon

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  She's a pinball wizard, there's got to be a twist. Pinball wizard's gotta be a snow witch. #Ultraman #Monsterdon

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  Did I count more than two shots from his double-barrel shotgun, or am I just hallucinating like a frozen hunter in the snow? #Ultraman #Monsterdon

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  "I had my trusty bear murdering shotgun handy, but I saw a woman with a rabbit and decided to intimidate her instead." #Ultraman #Monsterdon

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  Thanks to global warming, the resort is now abandoned and dilapidated, with only gravel to ski on. #Ultraman #Monsterdon

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  Well, that had a lot of potential, and a lot of atmosphere, but as with all Poe & Lovecraft short stories, the conclusion has to be unsatisfying because otherwise the vast cosmic horror doesn't work. Good effort for a Corman film, on a par with lesser Hammer films. But I think there was a better plot to be had in the back-half, even preserving the twist. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  And the twist is that he was only hallucinating the fire and strangling the cat, and actually he was strangling the already dead fox... ... but then he realises him strangling the dead fox was a hallucination, and he was really strangling the corpse of Ligeia... .. but that was also a hallucination, and he was actually just strangling fish-lipped cuck-guy lawyer. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  I've really lost track of who is-and-isn't dead at this point. Did she die of a careless and needless hand wound she got on a mirror for no reason? Did the cat try to bring her back with fishy kiss-of-life, and then get killed by being shoved off a bed, and then use its resurrection powers on itself instead, and then bring Ligeia back from the dead? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  Did Ligeia also hypnotise the cat into being a dick? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  It's impressive. Hypnotised into caring for a corpse so well it doesn't decompose. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  The cost of heating the secret wing of the house must be pricey. Do you think it being secret helps keep the council tax down? Or is the square footage all declared? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  I don't know if it can be described as a secret passage if you can discover it by just screaming, even if it is a moderate belter. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  The overuse of this cat is both the zombie episode of Community; and the first episode of Darkplace. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  Do you think if she got her own pet fox, it might keep the cat in check? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  I hope the twist is that Price is actually just Ligeia in disguise, and Verdon is actually the one in th grave. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  The irony of the chinless cuck cucking the not-legally-a-husband after getting horse-cucked on the not-really-a-grave is... ... well, confusing really. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  Yeah, I thought Ligeia insisting that unto death they would *not* part was a bit uncool as a dying act... ... especially as it pre-emptively took off the table them forming the partially undead polygamistic threesome. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  This movie has been heavily carried by the exceptional set design and location shooting, and the cinematography is above average for Corman, but this middle is starting to drag. Is it Poe's fault that we've got a meander in the middle? Or is it padding because insufficient Poe for the movie? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  "Sing it to us!" "I live up on the fourteenth floor of a tower block, and when I get bored, I call "coo-ee" to the passersby, and when they look up, I gob in their eye! GOB ON YOU!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  Gas lighting, not cool Price. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia

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  Pretty sure the guy asking all the questions at the table was in Yes Minister. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia