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  @truthbait@noauthority.social @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love I love your spirits. Still not entirely sure what the original intent was…., but the memes appear to be traveling under their own power now. As for the 🐀 ... the tournament's pest-control department clearly has its work cut out for it. Truthbait's spirit is alarmingly admirable. The memes have escaped containment, the enthusiasm is contagious, and the determination is undeniable. He is making a compelling case for my vote.

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  @thecsb@mastodon.cloud

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  @thecsb@mastodon.cloud @Derp@noauthority.social No words 👇 https://noauthority.social/@Derp/116652265496135651

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  600 years old Novak beating the world number 2 and winner of 2 major titles this year 🔥

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  🍨 Feeling extravagant? Manhattan's Golden Opulence Sundae $1,000 Tahitian vanilla ice cream, 23-karat edible gold leaf, rare chocolates, candied fruits from Paris, and passion-fruit caviar, all served in a crystal goblet you get to keep.

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  “ I have a silly personal reason for finally running this checksum. My pledge name in Phi Kappa Psi was Zeus. The apocrypha, as told to me: because I'm from Hawaii, my brothers first kicked around Jack Lord, then just Lord, decided Lord wasn't quite it, and landed on Zeus instead. I assumed it was a joke about my ego, and then the joke just never ended, brothers kept calling me Zeus for years, long past the point where it could still be a bit. And in all that time…” https://noauthority....

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  https://noauthority.social/@sirchris/116907513356785288

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  Theory is coming….

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  A young Scottish girl who defended her sister from Muslim invader

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  https://tsundere.love/objects/a0fef017-fa14-4db0-9c82-1c1ed637ad14

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  👯 the Edge of Gravity

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  Female athlete crushes a massive 590lbs squat! Your remark:

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  BREAKING No Authority Social correspondent @RexRedbone reports: An unidentified subject from an unknown rehab facility remains at large for a second day in close proximity to Rex. Police assets deployed: flashlights, drones, and fence-jumping officers. Damages reported so far: one buck-thorn-enhanced Rex’s fence. Status: suspect remains undefeated. https://noauthority.social/@RexRedbone/116723595223360935

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  BREAKING/ADDITIONAL REPORT No Authority Social correspondent @RexRedbone has released photographic evidence of the buck-thorn-enhanced perimeter. Preliminary damage assessment remains ongoing…. Initial findings indicate that Rex's fence continues to exist, although it has now been officially involved in a two-day manhunt featuring aerial drone surveillance, flashlight reconnaissance, and police perimeter incursions. The unidentified subject remains at large. https://noauthority.soc...

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  FENCE DAMAGE ESTIMATION REPORT After careful review of the available imagery, experts conclude that @RexRedbone buck-thorn-enhanced fence has suffered approximately three leaves' worth of damage. Additional losses have now been identified. Due to the release of photographic evidence, Rex's buck-thorn-enhanced perimeter is currently on full public display, resulting in substantial operational secrecy damage and an estimated humongous loss of tactical surprise. https://noauthor...

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  The Impossible Tango

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  DerpFlix Season2 Episode@ @Derp

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  DerpFlix Enters the Leviathan https://noauthority.social/@Derp/116555784053205517

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  @RexRedbone I got it I got it….. https://noauthority.social/@Derp/116555784053205517

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  DerpFlix Prime Time Re-Runs 🦖: “The tides themselves conspire against thee; they gnaw at steel and bone alike.” 🐱: “Then let them gnaw. I am not steel, nor bone—I am intent.” 🐋: “GRRRRROOOOAAAH—!” 🦖: “It speaketh in hunger and thunder!” 🐱 (driving the hay-fork deeper like a standard into war): “Let it speak. I answer in deeds.” 🦖: “Thy shadow vanisheth into the maw!” 🐱: “Nay—my light learneth the shape of darkness.” 🐋: the abyss roars, swallowing sound itself https://noauthority.social/@Derp/...

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  The CIA was created in 1947. Israel was created in 1948. Mossad was created in 1949.

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  @RexRedbone @PNS @zephyrotv @yukiame @GummyNerds @eriner Are you Ready!? 👇🏆

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  @RexRedbone @PNS @zephyrotv @yukiame @GummyNerds @eriner This is awesome, both sides pretty civil, the thin boy picked the perfect spot, a clever boy!

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  @RexRedbone @PNS @zephyrotv @Dan_Ramos @GummyNerds 🍓 Kitty

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  @RexRedbone @PNS @zephyrotv @Dan_Ramos @GummyNerds Rex, did you say hello before the detonation, or just hit launch?

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  🏆 Show Your Chaotic Place 🏆 How wild is your space right now? Snap a pic and enter the poll! Prizes: 🥇 First Prize: Mystery bundle of chaos-inspired goodies 🥈 Second Prize: Cute “strategic chaos” survival kit Vote / Submit: 🏠 Showroom Mode: Spotless and sparkling 📦 Adventure Mode: Creative chaos everywhere 😼 Master of Strategic Chaos: Every item tells a story