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<p>Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.</p>

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    Hey, I got married! Thank you for all your congratulatory comments/well wishes. Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Death Grip Pin. It&#39;s symbolic of a happy marriage in many ways, if you deeply misunderstand everything about marriage. https://collabs.shop/fzg3xw

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    Getting married to this gorgeous girl tomorrow, so I&#39;ll see you folks later.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Pizza Tarot Card Pin. It&#39;s the future you crave, and the one you can easily have if you order a pizza. https://collabs.shop/xfoyjw

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    It&#39;s the Pope&#39;s main job.

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    It was a huge mistake to change it.

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    Elon is the worst.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Stabbed Zombie Pen/Pencil Holder. His brain is intact, so you&#39;re not killing him by shoving your pencil through his chest. You&#39;re just being a dick. https://collabs.shop/p82l4c

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    This is one of the most wholesome comics we&#39;ve made.

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    I&#39;d watch it.

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    That blows my mind.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Vampire Teeth Pin. Most people think Dracula says &quot;I vant to suck your blood&quot; because of his Transylvanian accent. But it&#39;s actually because vampires are unable to make a w sound due to their fangs. https://collabs.shop/vw386d

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    History is so interesting.

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    The government wants all windows to remain unblocked at all times, for some reason.

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    Wow.

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    That&#39;s crazy.

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    Someone recently complained that I&#39;ve been posting about cats too much. So naturally, tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Black Cats Blanket. Keep the complaints coming pal, there&#39;s more where this came from. https://collabs.shop/ccy85d

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    I love Ryan Gosling.

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    That blows my mind.

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    That makes sense.

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    Gavin Newsom supporters are going to be so confused when the presidential debates begin and they finally learn that Gavin Newsom and Gavin Newsom&#39;s witty social media manager who regularly SLAMS Trump are not the same person.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Ghost Cat Pin. Ghost Cat spends his days knocking things off tables with his invisible paw. Making inexplicable noises in the dead of night. Resting in an ethereal slumber. Very little has changed for Ghost Cat after death. https://collabs.shop/wfrg5d

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    Same.

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    Wow, that&#39;s so interesting.

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    That blows my mind.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Frankenstein Knit Crewneck Sweater. Frankenstein is actually the name of the scientist who created the monster. The monster&#39;s name is Bradley. https://collabs.shop/bnfgfp

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    We made a comic about a mayfly.

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    That blows my mind.

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    Friendly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make weird little things like today&#39;s Low Quality Ad, this Glocktopus Pin. https://collabs.shop/ion9he

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    It&#39;s a dumb take, but far from her worst one.

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    That&#39;s so interesting.