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  I have like four ear hairs that drive me nuts. I keep tweezers in the shower to pluck them out. I live alone with two dogs. The tweezers keep disappearing out of the shower. I don't know where they are going. I'm not taking them out of the shower. I went in Dollar Tree today and bought four tweezers. I'm thinking about using them as bait in some sort of trap.

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  @EscapeVelo This is my thrift store find today. A Wilkinson Sword kitchen knife. The AI seems to think this one was made in Japan under contract during the 1970s or 80s. I'm looking forward to getting the tape peeled off and seeing how this one handles.

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  One of my mom's friends recently lost her husband, and apparently he set up a "NAZZZ" in her house that her entire digital life runs on and it breaks a lot and he used to fix it. Now she is completely overwhelmed and my mom has asked me if I would go to her house and try to figure out exactly what he did and help her understand it. Hell no, I'm going to go to her house and undo it all and tell her to live a simple life without that crap. Fuckin boomers

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  Oh look a mushroom popped up what's it's name? T H E V O M I T E R Fuckin awesome.

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  For breakfast this morning I just stood in the pea patch and ate peas right off the vines.